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4.1 KiB
HTML
83 lines
4.1 KiB
HTML
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<html>
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<meta charset="utf-8">
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<meta content='width=device-width' name='viewport'>
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<meta name="theme-color" content="#222222">
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<title>Not found</title>
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<style>
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body {
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font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif;
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text-align: center;
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background-color: #222;
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margin: 0;
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color: #fff;
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}
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img {
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width: 400px;
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max-width: 50%;
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image-rendering: pixelated;
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image-rendering: crisp-edges;
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margin: 25px 0 -10px 0;
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}
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button {
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outline: none;
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cursor: pointer;
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padding: 8px;
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margin: 10px;
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width: 230px;
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text-transform: uppercase;
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font-family: helvetica;
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font-size: 19px;
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background-color: #333;
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color: white;
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border: 0px solid white;
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border-radius: 25px;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<img alt="" src="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAACAAAAAgCAMAAABEpIrGAAAAAXNSR0IArs4c6QAAAARnQU1BAACxjwv8YQUAAAAbUExURQAAAAB81gCU/zKq/////9bW1oCAgGhoaAAAAGPLX8AAAAAJdFJOU///////////AFNPeBIAAAAJcEhZcwAADsAAAA7AAWrWiQkAAACdSURBVDhPxc9bDoUgEANQebP/FUuHMjBGY/B+3EYR7RH0qC/ZBc6HwCljgHO+xZIVSI2sYgHaG7EBWh8jWoxTrCBFdDJ+BD4lbIHxAcz8APAVLTsrZE4eQD5qzt3cAFTYokC4YCN9Gybgu4yAQtBFLQXHuHABA7JMeOEC/E0W5uy9gv4vo5QHK2i7yq2C8UABM4HmL+CSTXCTF1DrCX6+Gp9zB5dsAAAAAElFTkSuQmCC">
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<h1>404 Not Found</h1>
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<p style="margin-top: 20px; max-width: 800px; margin:auto; font-style: italic;">
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Congratulations! You have found the page that exists in the place where no page should exist – a peculiar phenomenon
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of the web that continues to baffle researchers. Akemi has compiled a list of other mysteries that she recommends for further investigation.
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<br><br>
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</p>
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<h2>Akemi Recognized These Top 10 Mysteries Worth Exploring:</h2>
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<p style=" margin:auto">
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<ul style="text-align: left; max-width: 800px; margin: 0 auto;">
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<li><strong>Dark Matter</strong> – Accounts for 85% of the universe's mass yet remains completely invisible. Akemi notes this is considerably more elusive than your car keys.</li>
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<li><strong>Dark Energy</strong> – An unknown force accelerating the universe's expansion at an alarming rate. Nobody knows what it is or why it's in such a hurry. Akemi suggests it may simply be late for something important.</li>
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<li><strong>The Origin of Life</strong> – How non-living chemistry spontaneously organized itself into living cells. Akemi admits this transition remains "inconveniently unexplained."</li>
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<li><strong>Consciousness</strong> – The phenomenon by which organized matter becomes aware of itself. How does a bunch of squishy brain stuff create the feeling of being "you"? Philosophy meets neuroscience and nobody wins. Akemi recommends not thinking about this too hard.</li>
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<li><strong>The Missing Antimatter</strong> – After the Big Bang, matter inexplicably survived while antimatter did not. Akemi calls this "a fortunate asymmetry for carbon-based life forms."</li>
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<li><strong>The Identity of Satoshi Nakamoto</strong> – Creator of Bitcoin who vanished completely from the digital realm. Akemi notes this as "masterful execution of the Irish goodbye."</li>
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<li><strong>Sailing Stones of Death Valley</strong> – Rocks that traverse the desert floor leaving trails. While ice and wind are implicated, Akemi maintains they're "just showing off."</li>
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<li><strong>Anomalous Deep Ocean Acoustics</strong> – Unexplained sounds from the ocean depths, including the famous "Bloop." Akemi has no comment, but looks nervous.</li>
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<li><strong>Quantum Gravity</strong> – The incompatibility of general relativity and quantum mechanics. Akemi cheerfully notes we don't actually understand how reality works.</li>
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<li><strong>The Arrow of Time</strong> – Why causality flows in only one direction despite physics allowing both. Akemi suggests entropy is "quite insistent about this."</li>
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<li><strong>Turritopsis dohrnii</strong> – A jellyfish capable of reversing its aging process indefinitely. Akemi lists this under "Biological Cheat Codes."</li>
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</ul>
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<p>
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<button onclick="window.location.href='/sliders'">Back to controls</button>
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